And now, Justin Timberlake returns to his fountain of women and money. What a conference!
They didn't even turn on the TVs that were sitting on stage.
I just made eye contact with JT. His eyes are like two small OLED TVs.
"You rockin' it out at CES?"
FAKEOUT, Justin Timberlake is here.
A MySpace app partnership is the antithesis of a new OLED TV.
Justin Timberlake's name was on the screen and he didn't even come out.
MySpace/Panasonic partnership. This really says it all.
One more announcement!
I just regained consciousness and they're still talking about apps.
All of this talk about dull Smart TV apps sure better be leading up to an awesome OLED.
The demo is pretty smooth—quick move from movie selection on the tablet to it showing up on TV.
Panasonic is showing off tablet to TV connection—let's hope it's better than last year's effort, which was awful.
Panasonic guy just dropped a Toughbook on the floor in CES' most staged event of the week.
How about a 4k screen you don't need binoculars to watch?
8 million pixels on a screen that small makes no sense, but alright! 4k!
Panasonic is bragging about the world's smallest 4k display. 20 inches. Wha?
It's a portable screen + camera, so you can Skype chat anywhere around your home. Or yard!
New thing! Finally! Skype video device!
No explanation of what makes it so smart. Lots of buzzwords.
TV people: Viera is now Smart Viera.
Brandi just compared the Olympics to this press conference. Oh, Brandi. Brandi...
Panasonic is sponsoring the summer Olympics in 3D. Javelins headed straight for your face.
Soccer olympian Brandi Chastain is here to talk about 3D and the London games, I assume. Sigh. Just show us a TV. Any TV. Any TV at all.
Bold prediction from these guys: 3D is going to be big!
Oooook. Finally some product announcements. Enough yappity yap.
Someone just said "B2B systems group." If you're playing the CES Press Conference Drinking Game, take fifty shots.
Panasonic is building its own city outside of Tokyo. That sounds vaguely terrifying and dystopian. USE YOUR CAMCORDER, CITIZEN.