And that's a wrap! Seems like an appropriately weird way to end things. The main takeaway: We're going to be seeing some Moto Intel phones very, very soon. And they're look like they might be pretty great.

The Dell XPS GhettoBlaster 13.

Not verbatim, but will.i.am definitely just called the ultrabook "the new ghetto blaster."

After hearing 10 seconds of the song Otellini says "wow." The man is a decisive music enthusiast.

will.i.am is going to Mexico City next for his ultrabook music project promotional road tour jamboree. Hopefully next he'll go to China so he can play with that Lenovo phone.

Michael Jackson name drop just happened, not sure why.

It's like Hope and Crosby.

Otellini: "How has technology affected music business?"

will.i.am: "Music BUSINESS? That's a funny one."

will.i.am is here now, not looking particularly excited about his ultrabook, but maybe he's just tired?

Now we're seeing what will.i.am does with an ultrabook. I'm hoping for like 18 minutes of will.i.am typing.

Windows 8 makes an appearance, some of the same app management we saw yesterday during the press conference.

There's a OneTap checkout button that our demonstrator had to double tap, but what's in a name?

Well, almost as good: all you have to do is tap your MasterCard against the display for a secure checkout.

This had better be leading up to a Ryan Reynolds appearance.

We are now watching a grown man buy a Green Lantern Cuddle Pillow from Target.

Why would you ever go to the Intel AppUp Center to download Green Lantern. No part of that sentence makes any sense.

Of course you don't!

Here's something called MGO, which puts content on the Intel AppUp Center. Remember the Intel AppUp Center?

As much as watching a progress bar move across a display can be fun?

Thunderbolt just transferred a full HD movie in about 20 seconds. Which, we knew it could do that but it's still fun to watch.

"The file sizes are huge" because yeah, 360 panorama, but Ivy Bridge can handle pretty effortlessly.

Now he's using the display to control a 360 panorama view on his display.

"If other people wanted to join in, they can bring their phones and play with me as well."

Oh this is nice, you can use your Intel phone as a controller in a game you play on your Intel hybrid weirdo machine.

Switching to Fruit Ninja now, which seems more this guy's speed.

Showing Modern Warfare 3, which looks verrrry choppy.

Which has always been the tough sell on PC/Tablet hybrids, especially the detachable ones. Hard to jump from one to another.

And with Windows 8 Metro that's going to be a supernice, smooth transition.