And that's all, folks.
Oh. No announcement. Just teasing a 4G LTE Nokia device. Guess I'll see you guys at 3PM, Nokia time.
Nokia CEO Stephen Elop. Guess what's next?
Holy shit. 16 megapixel camera.
HTC Titan II. So a Titan, but with LTE. Didn't the Titan just come out?
"Developers developers developers!" He said it. Yes.
Nope not yet.
HIS VOICE IS RISING HERE WE GO
Ooo a Ballmer namecheck for Le Giz, 'cause I like Windows Phone. You know what I'd love? To hear about some new ones.
But okay, let's get to the phones yo!
I don't think Ballmer gets enough cred for being decent on stage.
LTE Windows Phones, here we goooooo.
Oh my god, Ballmer just EXPLODED MY EARS with his first word. Man I love this guy onstage.
I'm liking this Element more and more. That's some crazy fast download and upload speeds, though I suspect you'll need to be humping an LTE cell tower to reach them.
If you are dumb, you can get the Pantech Element, along with the new Pantech Android smartphone whose name I have already forgotten, together for $250. It requires a two-year contract on both of them. And two-year contracts on tablets are silly.
I do not much care about the Pantech Element tablet, other than to note that it is a waterproof Android tablet, and how do hate anything that's waterproof?
"It's not just a stylus," Samsung says of the S-pen. There's an SDK for it.
The new Galaxy Note. It's gigantic. And fast. And just plain crazy.
This name is just comically dumb: Samsung Galaxy S II Skyrocket HD. But the phone sounds killer: 4.65-inch AMOLED screen, dual cores. It's like an LTE Galaxy Nexus, but with Samsung's software all over it.
The Sony Ericsson Xperia Ion is their first LTE phone, with a 12-megapixel camera. Looks nice!
The Sony Ericsson Xperia Ion is their first LTE phone, with a 12-megapixel camera. Looks nice!
Six new android devices, all LTE.
Here we go with the phones. All LTE, it seems.
See AT&T? We hate hard, but we love hard too.
I boned a photo upload--if it's messed up, please manually refresh. Sorry!
The mustache is back. Phones incoming, I'm sure. Action X-Ray is gonna in an AT&T TV spot now. Wee.
AT&T's Vita data plans. No contracts, $15 for 250MB; $25 for 2GB. You sign up on the device and activate right there.
We're looking at the Vita, which is old news for you guys, I'm sure.
But all pee jokes aside, I really hope this thing is incredible. I love the idea of a dual-screen tablet that isn't dumb, but awesome. Somebody has to get it, right?
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Yeah, I'm like 12.
It's the Sony PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
More details on ARO, if you're interested.
Let's see if something works.
AT&T's talking about GAMING. If you didn't remember, they're providing the mobile broadband for the PS Vita.
AT&T's chief of emerging devices, Glenn Lurie is an emerging device himself--built like a linebacker, I'm pretty sure he explodes through walls.
Sleepbot's rep has the coolest shirt. A 404 error sleep joke.
These two apps were built in 12 hours, last night.
Sleepbot helps your sleep more by tracking your sleep--and you can compare your sleep to people using other sleepy apps, like Fitbit, which is pretty cool.
This is amazing. An injury tracking app called Action X-ray.. You can tell people how badly you're hurt, and maybe one day it'll recommends procedures to get your broke off self fixed as a way to make money--like pushing helmets if you have a head injury. (Sorry this photo blows.)
They're calling it a "magazine like environment" but I think it's pretty ugly.