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Chris Martin’s done. Looks like the event is over. Steve Jobs thanks everyone for attending.

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“It could go terribly wrong, but fuck it.”

“This is a new song, I’ve been working on it, it’s called COldplay 2.6. It has a lot of new features. It features 7 different kinds of chord. Even a new one that our closest rivals have no idea about. Which Jonathan Ive designed. It’s the chord of i-minor. I’m just making this up! This is a song called WEdding Bells. This might be the only time it ever appears.”

Martin is wandering around on stage and he’s not sure what to do. “Is Steve around to tell me what to do.” Jobs: “Keep going!” Martin: “I’m afraid I’ve played all the hits.”

It might still cough up iTunes 9.2.1 until they update the internal link though.

And here’s the iTunes 10 download.

One was “Chris Martin” and one was one of the other guys who nobody knows the name of.

When I was in Japan last year visiting one of their Imperial castles, I saw two Coldplay dopplegangers walking around in Coldplay outfits, just seeing the sights. True story.

He’s talking about Viva la Vida.

Chris is a story about how Apple turned a song that their label said is not a hit song into a hit song. “Which proves that your marketing people can sell anything.”

If you check Craigslist you can see someone trying to trade Coldplay seats right now for a new iPad.

He’s playing Yellow now. Jobs probably asked him to make up songs called Red, Green, and the rest of the colors of the new iPods.

Chris Martin is the new John Mayer.

“I’ll just play one song, and if you feel like another one, I’ll play another one, and then keep going until you feel like lunch.”

Chris Martin: “I don’t have any new products to reveal. I wish the rest of the band were here, but they were too lazy.”

(Way better than Jack Johnson if you ask me.)